Blort

An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England

"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"

by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023

Blort

The short wet fart you get sometimes...

*blort* aww man come onn

by Yeetman you July 22, 2021

blort

A response to a statement that you did not understand

someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly

by microfinedroplettechnology December 14, 2008

blort

A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.

Garfield is such a blort!

by Sean Malherbe October 23, 2007

Blort

This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!

I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!

by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009

blort

to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure

Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

Blort

A combination of blow and snort. Used to describe the action of blowing liquid from the mouth out through the nose, usually in response to something totally unexpected and/or funny.

A was chatting with my brother, when he put up a Carlinism, and I blorted my soda all over my keyboard. It took me an hour to clean it off!

by macdude72 March 10, 2009