Bloodywanker

A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.

She lets her boyfriend fuck her on her period he's such a bloodywanker

by Lussypover May 17, 2017

bloodrocution

Electrocution via blood as the conductor, resulting in death. First coined in episode 6 of Metalocalypse.

Nathan Explosion: "Great song title. BLOODROCUTION!"
(~Metalocalypse)

Bob: "I personally think bloodrocution should be the new method of executing the death sentence."
Jane: "With their own blood, I assume."
Bob: "Of course."
Jane: "You are a sick, sick man."

by Squishybrainsoup April 10, 2008

Bloodborne

A Video Game in the "Dark Souls" series, known for having a drastically different playstyle than the Dark Souls games. This game is a fucking masterpiece but you need to get a PlayStation 4 to play it, so Computer players need to suck it up and get a PS4. Bloodborne is a really fucking hard game so if you talk to your friends about it then they'll either give you advice or tell you to "git gud"

Evan: "Dude I started playing Bloodborne the other day but I'm having trouble fighting Father Gascoigne, can you help me?"
Syler: "Well you can use the tiny music box or molotovs to make the fight easier, or you can just git gud lol"

by Garden Beebo March 16, 2022

Bloodborne

the reason that PS4 is the best gaming platform
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.

1) Person 1 (an intellectual); PS4 is so much better than PC
Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks

2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.

3) this definition was sponsored by raid shadow legends

by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 22, 2021

BloodyDookieChooChooTrain

You Fuck a chic in the ass doggystyle while she has her tongue up another girls ass on all 4s and you rail that bitch so hard she gets a nosebleed getting her face slammed into the other chicks ass;hence BloodyDookieChooChooTrain

I ran a BloodyDookieChooChooTrain with two sluts,messed my bedsheets all up,

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

bloodring banger

A Bloodring Banger is a term used for the favorite sex position that middle aged white women prefer whom of which most common names include Roxanne. “Bloodring” is derived from the stretched anus created by the “banging” action only produced from a sev that in turn creates a failed after-product that has since been popularly dubbed as Grant.

- “Oh my gosh dude I totally pulled a bloodring banger on Roxanne”.

- “Oh... so that’s where Grant came from?”

by Derekischungus January 19, 2021

BloodNoon

A slang used commonly in diablo 3 refering to the time system where bloodnoon is the 21th hour

"Hey bro, you want to keep playing?"
"Naw i gtg at bloodnoon"

by Stun zed backwards August 19, 2021