bloodfart

this occurs when you fart and a large splatter of blood shoots out of your anus.

Dude, I had the biggest bloodfart yesterday, it hurt so good.

by b2therizzle May 20, 2008

vaginal bloodfart

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.

A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.

by mesolimbo April 15, 2005

Bloodfart

The passing of both gas and blood out of the rectum. Most commonly caused by anal penetration.

After Melissa had a rough night of anal sex with the whole footballteam, she decided she had to go and visit the toilet. As she finally sat down she felt the need to release gas due to all the penetrating. After letting a big fart she realised that it also contained blood. Therefore a "bloodfart".

by Fartyjoe April 22, 2017

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.

2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Bloodfart Apocalypse

1)The aftermath of having eaten too many spicy foods and pickled foods together, resulting in the kind of flatulence that is explosive, hot, humid, and/or explosive in nature, tearing hemorrhoids on the way out.
2)when one shits themselves to death after being poisoned or plagued

"this gas could gag a shithouse rat, hopefully it doesn't end up being a Bloodfart Apocalypse."

by PhatSphoincter October 2, 2025