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Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.
It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
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roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics
So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde
by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017
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venetian blonde

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.
They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.
by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013
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is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see
Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?
by darkestdarci April 30, 2023
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blondetage

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.
I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.
by peckerle May 12, 2011
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blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
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blondette

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.
Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.
by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005
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