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Bangxiety

The fear held by many male students that they left a porn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in class it may be: A) seen by others (bad); B) start playing (worse); or C) start playing very loudly (worst). The fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.
"I had such bangxiety in Econ today. I checked that I had closed out of Youporn twice last night, but ever since I had to connect my laptop to the class projector for my Powerpoint, and I inadvertently shared my love of Gianna Michaels with all of my Psych class, I get really banxious."
by Snuffy6269 October 23, 2012
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bingxiety

The feelings of guilt, shame, remorse and worry that you have after binging on large amounts of food.
Cindy was filled with bingxiety after she polished off a large pizza, a family size bag of Doritos, a box or Oreos, a tub of cool whip and the leftovers of Caesar salad and garlic breadsticks.
by EOL Tracy Lighthouse April 11, 2022
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Bagxiety

Getting caught in an ADHD/OCD Loop of which EDC Pack or Bag to most efficiently and comfortably carry all of the things your brain insists you need, even though YOU KNOW you’re going to use maybe 7% of it, yet you can’t stop packing and unpacking different bags until it drives you crazy!
Sorry I was late, my bagxiety kicked in and I lost track of time. But if anyone happens to need a portable battery pack and a USB-C charging cord. (Pats small but unwieldy looking fanny pack) we got ya covered!
by DJB STUDIOS December 6, 2023
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Bangxiety

I haven't banged my girlfriend in a month, now my Bangxiety is got me crazy.
by RaiderRay October 4, 2025
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