Bloggess

Noun. A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can't exist outside a blog. A typical blogess will make up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.

Man, that Jenny is such a Bloggess.

by Willowtree March 2, 2008

Boggles

A form of tea-bagging where you set your testicles on the bridge of someone's nose so they fall into the eye sockets. A set of ball-goggles = boggles.

I totally boggled you when you were passed out. Boggles the mind

by PJT Cyclone February 14, 2014

Boggles the Mind

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.

It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.

by euphemismo September 6, 2016

hoogan bogglesnorts

a big homo

you are a hoogan bogglesnorts

by wot do u mean May 19, 2018

Boggles

The act of placing a man's ball sack over someones eyes.

While she slept, I joyously gave her a warm, fuzzy pair of boggles.

by Boggle Master January 2, 2009

Bloggle

Cumming in your hamsters nose, and shaking him until it comes out of his eyes.

I love doing the bloggle with my pets

by Small cock leader September 3, 2020

Bogglesocker

A person who stares at someones socks, and tries to steal them.

"Dude, look at that birko eyeing up our socks!"
"God yeah man, what a bogglesocker!"

by Liam Porter July 19, 2007