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Blockbuster

aka "Ballbuster Video"

Video/Game rental franchaise of dubious merit that discovered they were losing a huge market share of the video rental industry by instituting an authoritarian return policy, whereupon they stupidly decided to waive all late fees to offset their dwindling customer accounts. They then decided to enter the mail rental biz and have been getting their asses wiped by Netflix (aka "Netflux") ever since, mostly because of the poor customer service and shitty selection they offer their members. Never has a once-successful company ever tried so hard to fuck itself up the ass six ways to Sunday at every turn. We can only sit back and watch with curious amusement as it struggles to outdo its own corporate incompetence before cashing in its proverbial chips to the competition. Meanwhile, all of Blockbuster's former customers can register their disgust with these assholes by driving up to the night return facility and pissing in the slot.
Attention Blockbuster shoppers...the movie you are watching has been pissed on...film at 11.
by Rollo & Biff April 4, 2008
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Blockbuster

Bomb dropped in air raids before the incendiary bombs. Used to blow away roofs, so the incendiary (usually thermite or white phosphorus) got better access to the living spaces. The result were fires stoms which killed most people in the area.
Effectively used in WWII on Coventry, Dresden, Hamburg and other cities.

From this, some event or device that destroys entire housing areas - or empties them of people.

Also, something destructive with really big impact.
One Blockbuster dropped on Dresden in WWII killed over 3000 people. Now that's efficiency for you!
by TheRealFoo March 9, 2009
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Blockbuster and Cockthruster

Like Netflix and chill, but with movies you stole from Blockbuster in 2004.
Guy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: No.
Guy: Amazon and Anal?
Girl: No.
Guy: Blockbuster and Cockthruster?
by BuddyBoyVilla March 22, 2016
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blackbuster

A movie that appeals to a largely African American audience, that is a blockbuster. Example of a blackbuster: Saul Plane.
Person 1:Hey you wanna see that new blackbuster, whats it called.
Person 2:Oh you mean the holiday
by 314 February 18, 2008
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Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.
by the kid can drive August 7, 2010
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Summer Blockbuster

a movie released between about the middle of May through about the middle of August. These are usually big-budget movies, often sci-fi and action. Usually they are rated PG-13 so as not to be seen as childish but not to exclude the teenagers who are out of school and can't get into R-rated movies yet.
Jaws is often thought of as the first summer blockbuster.
by New English March 1, 2010
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Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
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