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Black Man's Time

A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...
aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30
by Tommigunn March 17, 2004
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Black Man's Limousine

The citybus
my yugo is in the shop lets take the black man's limousine.

yeah lets ride it to frogtown and lets hear you call it that down there ya bigot!
shut up hippie
by cacapoopoo pee pee pants September 18, 2010
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Fatty fatty fatty fat black man

The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).
John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.
by Slender black cock October 11, 2020
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black man's pinch

Noun: A bubble of blackened blood trapped under the skin, as is caused when one traps a web of skin in a mousetrap, hits it with a hammer or similar. White kids in the 1970s said it.
Adult: "Ouch! I've given myself a black man's pinch in the edge of that drop-leaf dining table."
Child: "That phrase is outdated and pejorative to black people. Please don't use it again."
Adult: "You're right. I'm sorry. What should I say instead."
Child: "Subcutaneous haematoma would be both the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion."
Adult: "Thank you for making me a better human being. By the way, what would be the medically and politically correct term for such a contusion as would be caused by a hefty clip round the ear?"
Child: "You appear to be condoning an act of physical abuse toward a minor. I'm calling Social Services."
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black man bet

Betting the field in the casino game Craps
Bro, why did you bet the black man bet? Worst odds in the house!
by Ralph Francesa April 6, 2008
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Black Man Group

This was the original musically synchronized acrobat performance ghetto act,- time and time replaced in the streets of Harlem; with each and every retiring member - penniless! Sadly, only very few people now hear the distant struck metal garbage-can resonate with rhythm and tone throughout an empty far-off back alley.

They were the stepping-stones used to launch the careers of the now made famous and world renowned, "Blue Man Group."
The Black Man Group is proof that, "What happens in Harlem, Stays in Harlem!"

The Black Man Group is proof that people really will work for food!
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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Black man's dream

Slang used for maple nut ice cream, which is extremely tasty and cherished by many African Americans.
Zeb asked Ray what he had to eat as he opened up the fridge. To Zeb's pleasant surprise, right next to the frozen hot dogs, sat a carton of black man's dream.
by Sacramento Solon December 22, 2016
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