Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014
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1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.
My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.
by qsdfghjklm September 14, 2008
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Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system
by Moe Dean March 18, 2004
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You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.
by tmor84 December 19, 2018
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Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food.

Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.
"Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there."

"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."
by Chaseburgala November 2, 2009
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A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.
Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.
by Fry Crayola December 11, 2003
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Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.
Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.
by lugeromi February 3, 2016
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