Dude: My girlfriend kicked me in the balls last week. When i come, its been nothing but blizz.
Doctor: Hm, this is serious. We may have to amputate.
Doctor: Hm, this is serious. We may have to amputate.
by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010
To release a product that is flawed having various aspects of said product or service be completely unusable even though it is for sale on the market or considered completed. Additionally, to provide substandard customer service in effect ignoring the issue(s) when a customer reports them.
Man they really Blizzed up that Obama care ... or ... I called my cell phone company because I don't get reception and they totally Blizzed out and hung up on me.
by jdiggidy October 6, 2012
Yeah you got it right a blizz is a rolled up blunt with weed. Can be any blunt dutches, back woods whatevers your pleasure
Holla!!
Holla!!
by Peachez June 9, 2004
When one person packs cocaine into their anus and breaks wind to propel it into someone else's nostrils. This term originates from the expelled white powder being analogous to a blizzard.
Blizzing is Phoebe's favorite way to consume cocaine.
Curly blizzed Gerald, farting the coke into the other boy's eager sinuses.
Curly blizzed Gerald, farting the coke into the other boy's eager sinuses.
by Hillwood August 18, 2017
by Cool Aaron October 29, 2007
1)I'm tired of these pussy Smirnoffs, let's get down to blizzness.
2)Mind your own fucking blizzness bro, you always ask me for hits and I hate juggalos cause you don't wash your hair and you all look like a bunch of serial rapists whose only social skills consist of saying 'whoop whoop' to an occasional weakling. Fuck Insane Clown in their gaping herpfested Posse.
3)That was some serious blizzness last night man. I can't even look my wife in the eyes. Not because my eyes are still red but because I think I smoked myself gay.
4)Pleasure doing blizzness with you good sir! I'm gonna have that grandaddy purp next week. Not like yo nigga ass can afford it, but hey, niggas will be niggas nahmeen?
5)Let me call you back real quick Mom, I'm kinda in the middle of some blizzness right now and can't think straight.
2)Mind your own fucking blizzness bro, you always ask me for hits and I hate juggalos cause you don't wash your hair and you all look like a bunch of serial rapists whose only social skills consist of saying 'whoop whoop' to an occasional weakling. Fuck Insane Clown in their gaping herpfested Posse.
3)That was some serious blizzness last night man. I can't even look my wife in the eyes. Not because my eyes are still red but because I think I smoked myself gay.
4)Pleasure doing blizzness with you good sir! I'm gonna have that grandaddy purp next week. Not like yo nigga ass can afford it, but hey, niggas will be niggas nahmeen?
5)Let me call you back real quick Mom, I'm kinda in the middle of some blizzness right now and can't think straight.
by Frosty Da Broman May 22, 2011
when jack and judy came in from the cold, judy gave jack head and he then blizzed all over her chest.
by jleim1sz December 19, 2009