Blitch

A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.
I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.
by Wazhma April 1, 2008
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Blitch

Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence
I won the blitchin lottery
by Anonymous September 28, 2006
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Blitch

a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.
Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!
by Ana September 28, 2006
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Blitch

A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch
That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.
by Thatgirlbeshadydoa April 22, 2015
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Blitch

So bad, I gotta blitch
by Anonymous September 28, 2006
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Blitch

A blonde bitch. Usually the type that likes to drink a lot, say "whoohoo" and lets out a squee randomly while drunk. She usually says a lot of messed up stuff about other women around her and guys she has previously dated. She is fond of visible thongs, micro shorts and butterfly trinkets.
The blitch is still in my bed sleeping it off.

I picked up this blitch at the bar last night and now she thinks I am in love with her.
Dumb blitch threw up all over the inside of my car!
by Pygmalion2008 March 2, 2016
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BLITCH

BLITCH (n)(gender neutral): A Black Witch (Conjurer/Rootworker/Hoodoosaint) using knowledge of African thought, African/Afrodiasporic spiritual practice, Divination, Ancestral veneration, and African healing modalities to heal and fortify themselves, their elders, their peers, and the next generation of children to be.

The phrase was coined by Daizy Latifah of The AfroMystic.com, due to the co-opting of Black religious traditions by colonizers and cultural appropriators.
I don't know what all them basic witches are doing over there with that sage and that crystal wand, but THESE BLITCHES OVER HERE? They know their shit!

"#BLITCH!!!"
by TheAfroMystic November 6, 2018
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