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blinking

A British epithet. Usually pronounced blinkin'.
JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!

Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!
by Hallie Corson October 5, 2004
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Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.
Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*
by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015
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blinking red

When a task is close to being finished.
Source: In several video games, the boss begins to blink red as he is close to dying.
"Bowser's blinking red."
"How's your essay coming?" "It's blinking red."
by c.willi.m November 24, 2005
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BlinkingBlythe

when a wrecked car is respawned in a racing video game, and flashes for several seconds. The term was inspired by watching the garbage pail kids movie, and playing need for speed high stakes on the PC. When I wrecked my car, and resetted, I glanced at the scene where Dodger is tied to the sewer pipes
by Wally, and saw blythe smiling as she was about to walk over and the knob that releases the sewage.
I was playing Most Wanted, and my car was stuck in a BlinkingBlythe for a few seconds after I crashed.
by zezee June 23, 2006
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penis blinking

When a guy makes a quick pump by doing the opposite of what he would do when he pushes out shit. That is one blink. Penis blinking is the penis-ical equivalent of blinking.
"Once I start penis blinking, I just can't stop doing it an noticing it! Good thing no one else can tell."
by Will F January 22, 2008
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blinking contest

yo, im having a blinking contest
by kzli216 February 12, 2012
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Blinking Couch

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch
Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom
by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011
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