Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020

BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

blindside

THUGGUS!
the only word to describe this guy

i hell got pissed today,
girls slept at my house

by gtfkd December 2, 2004

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011

blindside shit

A dump that comes from outta nowhere.

"I'm sorry I had to cut out so quick i had a blindside shit hit."

by scum_daddy November 17, 2014

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010