blimps

extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style

"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.

by BlimperBiitch April 18, 2011

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl June 8, 2007

Blimp

a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly

BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!

by dr.renee69 May 5, 2021

blimp

a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.

I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.

by MISC. April 10, 2005

Blimped

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

by Robin Twist February 7, 2014

Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.

"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".

by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011

Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 18, 2010