Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

bluffed

The delicate art of getting very blazed and stuffed.

joe: come on nagwagger, take a shot with me!
jesse: duuuuudee.. im so bluffed up right now. i can't
joe: poony.

by umbels May 10, 2009

Bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Cluster-Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

Breffected

To be effected by something that has happened because of Brexit

My bank lost its EU license and will close in April, its the first time I have been Breffected since the UK left the EU

by hungryexpat February 11, 2020

Bluffed

When you are convinced that you and a person are going to hook up but you find out that b*tch is actually cuffed

Sam: We been talking for some time now
Shalom: She has a boyfriend so you been bluffed

by Blippygotsauce April 21, 2020

#BDeffect

When you are shaking and losing so badly in a RuneScape clan war that you think the other clan has way more people out than you do. More often than not, the other clan has half the members you do, but they are actually quality. The most common specimens that fall for the #BDeffect are members of Kala, typically those with names such as Nipsu and Johannes.

Nipsu: YO THEY HAD 10+ AND WE HAD 4!!
Johannes: Actually they only had 5 and we had 8. We had several extra bolt raggers thanks to our mass recruiting!
Nipsu: How??
Johannes: That's the #BDeffect

by pircington October 22, 2020

Bluffer Mcbluffenton

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.

The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.

by Profiteerpete March 6, 2023