bleef

1. After taking someones anal virginity, the aftermath, A Bloody Fart.

2. The act of Farting Blood

Dan: "I did her so hard in her ass last night!"
Zach: "Oh Yeah, first time huh?"
Dan: "Yea, right before i pulled out she let out this huge Bleef, that blood got all over me!"
Zach: "Thats awesome!!"

by Nut Zach March 21, 2008

Bleef blisket

When you have a mental retardation but that doesnt stop you from trying to order your own dinner

I want the bleef blisket plz

by Fifimon January 24, 2019

roast bleef

a gross looking vagina

i thought betty was hot unil i knew she had a roast bleef

by colito March 03, 2009

bleef

It's a word you say when someone ask you what's up?..and something IS up but you can't be bothered to tell them about it..

Einar says:
so whatup?
Brown{\m/Mrs says:
...bleef....
Einar says:
wnag?
( see definition of wnag)

by brown October 16, 2004

Bleef

When you’re on your period and let out a queef.

“ Oh no, I just bleefed!”
“I bleef I can fly.”

by Bleef January 26, 2018

Bleef

A fart that travels from your butt to your vagina.

Girl: Did someone just bleef?
Bitch: That bleef was so disgusting and wet!

by YourMomXXX420 January 08, 2015

Bleefed

Like sharting, but with queefing an don your period.

Jane just bleefed her pants so hard.

by crazaybaybeee May 16, 2023