Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010

bearthday

when one's birthday coincides with earth day.

Aw man! she's got a bearthday

by grrrrrrrwoof April 25, 2019

bearthroken

When you want to say "heartbroken" but accidently switch the 2 beginning letters.

"Babe... Please don't leave me... I'll be bearthroken"

by MrAydinminer June 11, 2023

bleather

(ble-thir)) Dalect Cheifly Scot.- !. person who chatters incessantly; someone who babbles on and on ("That wee yin o' yours is a bleather mouth yea").

Reference: Spirit Design

"Oh for hevens sakes your just a wee bleather, talk, talk, talk, talk!"
OR
"all you do is babble your such a bleather"

by MCMB December 26, 2008

bleathing

Breathing and Bleeding at the same time.

Created by Daniel Carlson. Also known as King Carlson

" Hello? 911? I need help! I'm bleathing!"

by Itsrachel128 May 4, 2017

blearta

A caring loving individual who’s always selfless! Blearta’s smart beautiful and kind even to those not deserving. 100% a keeper if you find one!

Blearta is the most gorgeous lady in the lands

by Mr.Mewthiu November 22, 2021

bearth

A stupid short kid that has the worst jumper in the world and always argues with Karena Hunt and Jeanette Landin

Stop acting like a bearth.

by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016