Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Blearth

getting violently high

“Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
“I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”

by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

bearstacked

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

we bare bears

best show ever, its about 3 adorable little bears growing up and livin' life in the big city.

"wow, i love that show called we bare bears!!!!!"

"wow i would die to go to a live show"

by SkankiestHoeWithAHugeCock May 1, 2018

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

making bears

taking a shit

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Sad Bears

A sympathetic response to someone else's unfortunate, but unsurprising, experience (particularly at UC Berkeley).

Originally coined by the University of California Marching Band.

"Damn. I forgot to submit my selfgrade for EE16A again."
"Sorry dude, Sad Bears"

"Aww, Sad Bears. Did you see the score? It looks like Cal lost Big Game again"

by I wont play the scale mr park! May 10, 2019