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blata

"Nobody messes with the Blata"
by Hayden Baron February 10, 2007
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Blatas

When someone becomes so overcome with neurosis they simultaneously shit their pants and ejaculate.
While waiting for Chase to enter him, Bill became so anxious that he Blatased all over the San Franciscan bath house.
by Blatas May 20, 2015
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bratayley

A youtube channel that makes vlogs. It involves two parents and their two daughters. Their son Caleb died October 1st 2015.
Person 1: Did you see the new bratayley video?
Person 2: No
by 3PACTVHD January 2, 2016
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Blatant

Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.
His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.
by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005
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blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
by XA-9 October 11, 2008
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Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
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blatantly

Obviously

Blatant-Obvious
"That car was blatantly a Mustang.."

"Dude, that was a blatant lie.."
by tka16 February 5, 2008
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