blastoids

Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk

Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.

by Chazly December 16, 2008

Blasteric

one who consists of great speed and agility.

Did you see Eric race yesterday? He was BLASTERIC!

by BlastericEric January 14, 2006

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

Blasterd

Someone that is tripping hard on shroom's.

Damn, that nigga's blasterd.

by Slamatic October 14, 2009

blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

blasterd

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.

After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.

by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018