blaster

an extremely loud fart.

forced gas that secretes from the rectum with sound-wall breaking properties.

wow, did you hear that blaster that someone just let out??!

by sparklfairy January 22, 2011

Blaster

1. A slang word for a laser gun.
2. A term for a player very bad at video games (dota specifically a.k.a feeder).

1. Falco's Blaster is really good.
2. Man stop feeding like you are Blaster.

by Vall3y October 20, 2008

Blaster

a reely nasty computer virus it wiil cause your computer to reboot every 30 secends and spread it self to other computers on the web

note it is all but gone now but it will be history bookss

blaster will infect a xp nt 200 or 2003

by tom November 23, 2003

Blaster

An explosive orgasim.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

blaster

A male orgasm so powerful that anyone in its range will be killed. The power is not unlike that of a shotgun

Dolphin: i had a real blaster last night, the pool attendent is still floating around somewhere

by thisisbatcountry March 8, 2005

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

blaster

A shot of Jaeger dropped in a half glass of Red Bull.
Synonym for Jaegerbomb.

Z ran his bartab up to 200 bones on Monday night by ordering 35 blasters.

by bstone October 1, 2005