Ass Blaster

The president of the United States, George Bush.

Whoah! That "ass blaster" sure can dump a load on Iraqi soil!

by Barbara Bush's Vagina September 27, 2006

ass blaster

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

Ass Blaster

Where you insert a super soaker filled with cum into a woman's Ass and pull the trigger

"Bro I gave Landens mom an Ass Blaster last night"

by Mama kendig May 31, 2020

ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 26, 2003

Ass blaster

An intense shit explosion that shoots one at least five feet in the air

Man one:why is there a home in the cealing

Man two:it was jcak he had an ass blaster

by Kiwi daddy March 7, 2019

Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 2, 2011

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 19, 2019