Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

ben and jerry’s ass blaster

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

by Tarrarę March 16, 2021

ass blaster

One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.

Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.

by brandon and zach July 8, 2004

Ass Blaster

A guy who blows his load into a girls ass.

Peter North was a real Ass Blaster in his latest porno.

by ChewyAnimal July 3, 2009

Ass Blaster Disaster

When you are having a loud, explosive diarrhea; and you are powering up like a Super Saiyan - tensing your muscles, fists clenched and yelling with intensity.

Note: more satisfying when someone hears it; them looking at you in disbelief is considered a bonus

I was in the bathroom and heard what sounded like an ass blaster disaster. It was like his power level was over 9000!

by Djish91 February 18, 2019

early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

Super Master Ass Blaster

This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.

Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.

by ch4drock December 11, 2008