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Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)
There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.
by skotobasilio February 5, 2009
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ass blast

met this guy last night; boy, did I get my ass blasted
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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ass blast

when you have explosive diarrhea and no place to go. So haveing to fine a ext place to go
One time at band camp.... i couldnt find the rest rooms so i took a ass blast on the wall.
by haloreach4life October 4, 2010
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Ass Blast

When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.
Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!
by Ricky and Carlos July 8, 2011
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reverse ass blast

when a guy ejaculates inside their partner's anus and then the partner farts or forces it out back onto the guy, either on the chest or face and then rubs it around to look like a splatter shot
bhups got pink eye from a reverse ass blast to the face, it wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last.
by weenz September 10, 2012
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Strawberry ass blast

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye
" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?
by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017
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Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.
"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"
by JakeDaSnake23452 August 3, 2011
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