Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .

Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !

by Chigga1323 December 29, 2013

GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.

person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".

by lucysky January 24, 2010

Blanketoria

A blanketoria is the definition of a store/ place filled with nothing but blankets

Jeff:dude have you been to the blanketoria

Mark: yah man, there are blankets everywhere!

by G_girl June 27, 2018

blankemeyer

A last name that only the sexiest of the sexiest can wield. Often accompanied by an even sexier first name and absolute sexual prowess.

Hey Evan, my name is Gabe Blankemeyer and of course I’ll have an interview with you! It would be my honor.

by YouCanRunButYouCannotHide March 24, 2021

blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

by pcaston2 April 4, 2006

Basketeer

A basketeer is a person who's profession is basket-weaving.

Dale Gribble wanted to become a professional basketeer, but he realized that he was awful at basket-weaving.

by goldenchocolate December 28, 2009

Blanketed

Blanketed are people who think that the world owes them something and/or act like whiny little prats who fear that nobody loves them. Acting "blanketed" they project their "nobody loves me" fear and block themselves from other people and the world.

This block postpones other people to reach to a "blanketed" people because frankly, we don't give a damn about losers.

- The guy barely talked with me tinkering with an iphone all the time!

- Yeah, what a blanketed douche...

by IVorius Aprenicum December 27, 2018