blagerdash

Bastardization of balderdash. Mostly used by wierd wanna-be pirates, like myeslf.

Someone spews some shitbull your way, BLAGERDASH!

Girl: You're way to drunk to perform well sexually...
Me: BLAGERDASH!
- three minutes elapse -
Girl: It wasn't long, but it was good.
Me: huh?

by bling blagerdasher February 16, 2006

Blanerot

When an idea is so unbelievable stupid that only Blane Rogers himself would do it.

It was a Blanerot moment when Lincoln picked up hot welded metal without using his vice grips.

by Cowboy Rogers June 4, 2024

Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

by Blanderdash October 3, 2025