Blondjob

A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.

I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.

Blondjob by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

brandjob 

Noun, Adj. An act of flattery involving the gratuitous promotion of another company's brand or product.

Wired magazine totally gives Apple a brandjob every month with their What's On Your iPod column.

brandjob by holycola August 21, 2003

Bland Job 

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

Bland Job by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

Bandjob 

When you have sex with a musical instrument

That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob

Bandjob by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018