Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Blammers

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL January 6, 2016

blammer

Someone who spams blogs in order to obtain backlinks to their own site.

"I had another blammer today, left some garbage comment to try and get a backlink"

by SimmoDaz February 16, 2008

blammer

a joint, dube, dubitron, marijuana cigerette, blunt etc

"You guys blammin a blammer?"

by Hank December 21, 2004

blammer

A pen or other similar writing implement.

"Set me a blammer, rude bwiyee"

by Whirly April 7, 2005

Blammered

getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds

Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.

by Clarence Clementine May 29, 2013

Blammered

A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.

Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!

by Barkatown January 27, 2017