Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

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Blammers

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL November 04, 2015

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Someone who spams blogs in order to obtain backlinks to their own site.

"I had another blammer today, left some garbage comment to try and get a backlink"

by SimmoDaz February 16, 2008

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a joint, dube, dubitron, marijuana cigerette, blunt etc

by Hank December 22, 2004

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A pen or other similar writing implement.

"Set me a blammer, rude bwiyee"

by Whirly April 07, 2005

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A state of intense drunkenness whereby one can either be extremely belligerent and musically inclined, or gobless.

Did you see Dick playing the air guitar last night and singing "Gonna take the bottles to the depot"?! He was absolutely blammered!!!

by Barkatown January 27, 2017

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getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds

Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.

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