Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Blammers

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL January 6, 2016

blammer

Someone who spams blogs in order to obtain backlinks to their own site.

"I had another blammer today, left some garbage comment to try and get a backlink"

by SimmoDaz February 16, 2008

blammer

a joint, dube, dubitron, marijuana cigerette, blunt etc

"You guys blammin a blammer?"

by Hank December 21, 2004

blammer

A pen or other similar writing implement.

"Set me a blammer, rude bwiyee"

by Whirly April 7, 2005

Blammered

getting drunk and smoking massive black & milds

Bro, Hamilton was so Blammered right now he drank like 17 beers and smoked 22 blacks.

by Clarence Clementine May 29, 2013

Blammers Archive

Shitty ass Instagram reels creator he uses stupid sounds on his reels and the reels sucks and his most famous posts are random images he stole from twitter

Guy 1: damn look at that dude making reels! I can hear the shitty music from here and him cackling at the unfunny joke he put in there.
Guy 2: yeah he is just pulling a Blammers Archive.
Guy 1: yeah lets go he is making me uncomfortable.

by caseohisfat July 10, 2025