Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

by aaron_768 February 10, 2007

Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022

Blame it on Britt

somehow, no matter what goes wrong, it is Britt's fault.

Gerald: I just crashed my car! Blame it on Britt!

by gerald is cooler than your cat October 14, 2009

Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.

When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

blame it on alex

When somebody does something wrong, but they can't own up to it. Whoever did it just says blame it on Alex. Even if there's no Alex in the room you have to blame it on him.

Really josh, you just spilled the milk on the floor!! "It's okay, Blame it on Alex"

by ChillBlinton February 15, 2017

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018