sneaky black guy

When you steal all her shit, when you're done having sex with her.

Last night, Sarah was a victim of a sneaky black guy. She woke up to find him and most of her stuff gone.

by solimarreef January 10, 2014

token black guy

First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes

Jefferson is dead!

by Me February 20, 2003

Favorite Black Guy

Everyone's Favorite Black Guy

Guy A: Hey who's your favorite person

Guy B: Obviously our Favorite Black Guy Malachi

Guy A: Yeah that's what's up!

by 🅱️⭕🆖 January 15, 2021

Black Guy Joe

the average joe, only a black guy

Black guy joe got kicked out of a room full of thugs because he was wearing a speedo

by Kaotix October 29, 2007

black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Big Black Guy

A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".

Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.

If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.

FYI: Common suicide method

That guy is a big black guy

by Lemon Haze August 17, 2019