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big black bean

The act of a woman (or man) giving a black man a blowjob, then, right before climax, starts to suck his balls until they become swollen and his scrotum fills with excess sperm.
Guy #1: Bro my nuts are so swollen from the big black bean i just got from my girl

Guy #2: I just got the same from my man bro.
by Jerrys1269 March 20, 2017
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big black bean

A big black clirotis, or a triple B.
"Ohhh- weee look at that big black bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin love juices. Thang phat as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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Sleepy_black_bean

The best thing your eyes could ever lay on😘
"Whats your favourite tiktok account?"
"My favourite tiktok is Sleepy_black_bean!"
by Reddddddddddddddddddd June 3, 2021
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african black bean gene

a gene that female African women carry that could generate black baby with Caucasian males
my friend mcgee got hit withe african black bean gene and now his babiea blaxk
by whitemikeb March 9, 2022
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curse of the black jelly bean

Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.

Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
by southcoastreg February 15, 2012
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Black Beaner

An offensive pejorative term for a low class Cuban or someone who is acting like one. Refers to the fact that Cubans like to eat black beans. Such Cubans may stink of ass gas. When they do, you can hear them coming before you see them since they tend to fart a great deal. They show little if any class and are often rude and obnoxious. They are very loud and like to draw attention to themselves. They frequently have very poor hygiene. They many not use deodorant and may wear ratty clothing.

Often they are really narrow-minded and highly opinionated. You can't reason with them. Some might argue justifiably that they have little intellect or are just plain dumb. They frequently are condescending towards other Latin Americans, non-whites and non-Americans neglecting the fact that they are immigrants themselves with diverse racial backgrounds. In fact, the white Cubans see themselves as better than the non-white Cubans in general. Their arrogance typically leads them to believe incorrectly that somehow they are better than anyone else.

They hate it when non-Cubans know something that they don't know because it makes them look and feel less educated and superior. Because many of them are too lazy to get a degree, they knock down people who have one thinking that they can easily step into someone's job and do it because they are Cuban.

They also hate it when someone can speak Spanish better than they can especially if they are not Cuban but from some other Spanish-speaking country. It defies their airs of superiority.
Those Black Beaners woke us up, farting in chorus the Cuban national Anthemn outside our window one morning in Miami.

Juan who is not Cuban, but has a job as an analyst which required a degree. Antonio, who is Cuban, doesn't have a degree. However, Antonio believes that if it weren't for the degree requirement, he could easily do Juan's job with some training. Antonio has the bad attitude of a Black Beaner.

Antonio later lied his way into a job claiming skills and knowledge he didn't have, using a phony degree certificate he bought. He got interview tips from Juan in what to say which landed him the job. However, soon Antonio's arrogance and ego gave way to reality as he couldn't deliver on the job. He was fired soon thereafter. What a typical Black Beaner.

A los Cuba-Lingas le gusta masturbar sus pingas, which is the same as saying that Black Beaners like to play with their weaners.
by La Da Dee November 25, 2005
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Black Beaning

Poking a hole in a condom and then fucking a girl without telling her.
"Damn, dude I am gonna be black beaning her all night!"
by blackbeaner April 1, 2010
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