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blablariton

It's a newly discovered particle, already existing for as long as humans on earth (or since humans started to speak and communicate). It is generated as soon as humans open their mouths to say something. It usually originates from blatant silly speech, incoherent thinking, self-aggrandisement, gossip and even in some cases, just a silly-looking face. Massive amounts (almost radioactive dosages) are found at cocktail parties, small talks, kitty parties and scientific conferences and workshops. At scientific conferences, the amounts are so large that they condense following Bose-Einstein statistics and start radiating coherently, in phase; which has been aptly called as the blaser. More research is being conducted currently.

Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.
by zeolite03 March 7, 2011
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Balal Army

An organization created to destroy normies

"Persian/Iranian" Org.
Normie #1: hey wanna hear a joke? ali knows da wae xDDDD
Balal Army Soldier: What's that? Pick up your weapons boiz
by BalalArmy August 7, 2018
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Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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Blaarg

A word that can be used to try and confuse other people. Can be used as a question to add to the confusion. The most appropriate answer for the question is, of course, "Blaarg". Also, Blaarg can refer to the ancient race.
Blaarg?
Blaarg.

The prophecies of the Blaarg are coming true.
by Blaarginslahopovich July 10, 2003
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Blalls

Blows + Balls = Blalls

Used the same way as the informal definition of "sucks"

When something is disagreeable or disgusting, it blalls.
Man, this game blalls!
by Tizz Mizzle September 26, 2007
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Blalex

1. A black person who's name is Alex but added the "bl" from black to become "blalex"

2. the best person with a huge pp insanely toned muscles. Is cooler and better than you in everyway possible and very humble.
guy1 "who's that?"
guy2"oh, that's blalex he just did your mom"

Blalex"TRUEE"
by BigBallerBlalex October 8, 2020
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Baal

Baal is the hottest lady alive. She is able to pull a sword out of her tiddies like oh my god you can see why kazuhas friend tried to go up against her

God of electro, because she can give you quite the shock
Claims to be the god of eternity, but all anyone can see is spending an eternity in her fat boobs and ass.

Some say if you sit in front of your toilet and masturbate for 69 hours while screaming "mommy" at 3am she will appear in your pity
Loser: have you seen baal? shes kinda weird, im skipping her banner
Superior person: no, have you seen her boobs and fat ass? and shes split an entire island, like she'll be splitting my legs later
Loser: wait fr.... can i join
by mothgutz July 18, 2021
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