Leaf Blower 

Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.

Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!

Leaf Blower by Cr8zy88 February 1, 2013

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

Flute Blower by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

dutch leaf-blower 

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

dutch leaf-blower by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

broverusage 

Over usage of the word "bro"

Sorry for my broverusage, but i just won tickets to a Dave Matthews Band concert!

broverusage by Bro Namath June 8, 2009

turd blower 

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

turd blower by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011

Swedish Leaf Blower 

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

Swedish Leaf Blower by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

Texas Leaf Blower 

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.

Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!

Texas Leaf Blower by Rionox September 30, 2022