johnny borrell

Lead singer of Razorlight whom the vast majority of people want to punch for being a pompous fuck. Also known as teh Borrell.

I've heard many a Johnny Borrell story about his being a prima donna. The most entertaining are the ones that happened before he was famous, because he was convinced everyone already knew who he was. Oh Johnny Borrell...

by Christiana February 9, 2005

bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

borrence

1. Stoner slang for a bong or waterpipe.
2. Stoner slang for a fat shit!

1. "Swing us the borrence, old mate."
2. "OOOh, I gotta snap a fat borrence, man!"

by Redman July 4, 2003

bjorned

v. to silently sneak up behind someone in daylight without the other noticing.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.

"He totally bjorned me and scared the crap out of me."

by atomica45 October 16, 2012

bjore

Slang in Midlands of Ireland referring to a girl!!

Oh, she's a dorty bjore!!

Meaning that she is as ugly as fuck!!!

by Gazamataz February 3, 2008

Johnny Borrell

arrogant.
verrrrrrry arrogant.
but why?

"Mr. Borrell, lead singer of insipid indie hopefuls Razerlight, he has recently encountered some success with his band's debut album, and has let it go to his head somewhat"

"If I saw me I'd want to speak to me, too - I'd think, 'That guy looks like he's from Mars, he's somehow strangely compelling. I don't even look human".

by nahnahnah April 25, 2005

bjorked

Stranded for days or weeks far away from home due to disruptions in air traffic caused by Icelandic volcano eruptions.

Millions of people all over the world were bjorked for weeks in 2010.

by CASIOp April 20, 2010