Bizzed

Under the influence of Marijuana

Wow, I was so bizzed yesterday

by Mr. Clerkson May 7, 2019

Bizzard

A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.

That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.

by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009

bizzard

Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late

Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)

by Annie Potts July 24, 2006

bizzer

Part bitch, part jizz; a woman that knows how to excrete sexual fluids from her man

Mimi's my bizzer

by Perfecksion May 26, 2003

bizzer

One who Blends and Buzzes. Perhaps throws things at you.

Mimi is a Bizzier Bitch

by Sid May 28, 2003

bizzard

Basically, a bitch, biotch, biznotch, bizotch, etc.

That stupid bizzard got me all confused.

by Lorraine February 23, 2004

bizzurd

Being both bizarre and absurd.

"You want me to eat what?! That's just bizzurd!"

by trevelyan2001 January 30, 2003