Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.

Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.

by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020

bittervet

An experienced computer game player who keeps complaining about new features that are added to his favorite game.

- Cataclysm sucks, i want vanilla WoW back!
- Stop being a bittervet, no one cares.

by freeusername December 16, 2012

Mr. Bittner

A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.

LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"

by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011

Bitter Lemon Tea

When a man inserts is fist into his ass and begins to urinate while having either Chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Man - " I just found out I had chlamydia yesterday, so I went for a Bitter Lemon Tea."

by Mizter Fizter December 11, 2016

bittip

When something is better in theory than in practice.

Moral relativism is bittip.

by B_A_Roberts June 22, 2014

Bittorrent Babysitting

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

by smurfyman April 5, 2010

a lil bitta bird chillin

chillin like a bird slightly

that gangsta is goin for a lil bitta bird chillin

by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010