Bitey Bite

A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.

My kitty is bitey biting me, she must wanna play. She just bitey bite on my ankle.

by James Westen March 16, 2019

Bitey McSnapperson

A dog who tries attacks every other one in sight.

"They should tie Bitey McSnapperson up to a pole or something."

by metsrule44 November 16, 2007

Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

by pipparts August 23, 2022

Angry Bitey Camel

A big bad humpy boi who eets the hoomans who try to tuch him

My boi dequan got attak by an angry bitey camel.

by Anorexican January 19, 2018

mighty whitey one-bitey

The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.

In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.

by Zach G. January 17, 2004

mighty whitey one-bitey

A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.

I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!

by Dave Thomas August 26, 2003

bitey

When you are at a halloween party and someone is dressed as a head of lettuce and you have an urge to bite it.

Noopur! Stop being so bitey, i’m trying to enjoy the party!

by Pardon Miller November 28, 2024