(pronounced bitch-us-itis)
A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.
Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.
The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.
There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.
Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.
The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.
There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.
John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.
Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.
John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.
Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.
John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
Get the Bitchasitis mug.A mental illness that is best described as either a sudden or consistent wave of loneliness and despair often caused by a lack of female presence in a man’s life - physical and/or online. While this sickness typically applies to males, anyone could test positive for it, and it can often come and go at random, abrupt times of the day or night. Symptoms are immediate drop of mood, drop of emotional energy and even physical energy, and a sudden drop in self-esteem. Treatments include hitting the gym, logging off social media platforms, or actually talking to… some bitches…
“Hey bro! How are you feeling today!”
“Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).
“Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).
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An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.
by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009
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by anonymous April 8, 2021
Get the severe bitchitis mug.A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.
Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?
Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!
Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!
Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???
by Skybo67 October 12, 2009
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*Is unable to pull woman
* Chance of being gay and not knowing it.
*Is unable to pull woman
* Chance of being gay and not knowing it.
Bob has bitchinitus from playing Fortnite.
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