Bitch Eating

When your significant other won't do something you want so you're stuck eating and bitching at the same time.

I'm not arguing with you while your bitch eating so shut up and eat.

by MissMurderess January 27, 2017

bitchgetting

The process by which one attains a bitch

Person 1: yo man, i don't know how to get with this girl i like, can you help me out?
Person 2: of course, man! you just gotta work on your bitchgetting skills. you know; smooth talking, making her feel special, telling her everything she wants to hear so that you can get with her.
Person 1: thanks! i need to brush up on my bitchgetting skills as soon as possible
Person 2: yeah, you do (as riding away with the bitch 'Person 1' likes)

by turntablemessiah April 28, 2011

Bitchating

When a chat session comprises mainly of bitching about small things

Junior: Mom is on the phone bitchating with Aunt K

Dad: Whats that?
Junior: Ohh chatting on the phone and bitching about the shopping rush, weather, prices of candies.....you know the lot.

by NonSen December 22, 2009

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023

Bitchening

How an inexperienced young man describes his wishes being overruled by two or more older and wiser female companions. A subjectively personalized perception of constructive criticisms sm.

Chris felt the arguments by Mary and Emily for a change of plan as intolerable bitchening.

by Tourista December 6, 2016

bitchering

If a group is both being bitches to each other while bickering, they can be considered to be bitchering.

The group won't stop bitchering. We have to come to a resolution here.

by the.real.captain.obvious July 18, 2020

Bitchering

When someone is bitching and complaining (whinnying, crying )way too much at the same time.

Donald trump was bitchering his way out of the White House.

by ELROBALONCHES November 9, 2020