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Litchbitch

Any girl living in Litchfield County CT. They tend to be very caring and loving to multiple nice men, tricking them into thinking they are forming a serious relationship, and then choose only one including, but not limited to: drug addicts, dropouts, deadbeats, and assholes. And then throws the rest into a love-sick friend zone.
Guy 1: You're the best girl i've ever met.
Litchbitch: And you're the best man i've ever met.

Guy 2: Here's your birthday gift, you're so beautiful.
Litchbitch: ohhhh thanks i love you so much!

Guy 3: I love you.
Litchbitch: I love you too!

(more good guys)

Random Fuckup: Yo bitch, i hate yo ugly ass!
Litchbitch: OMG i love you, lets be in a relationship.
*sex*
by GoldenCoastBoy February 4, 2010
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bitchnatch

A newer version of "motherfucker", to be used in a moment of great stress and anguer.
"You just sunk my battleship! Bitchnatch!"
by Patrick Lafontaine November 25, 2004
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bitchtwitch

an involuntary twitch or movement after an unexpected bitch-slap delivered by a more powerful figure.
Carla was slapped mid-sentence while in the mall and had a bitchtwitch so forceful she knocked down a clothing rack.
by Limmy bardin February 7, 2010
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bitchbath

bitchbath is a bath taken in a bathroom without a tub or shower, with a sink and paper towels, targeting the armpits and ctotchal region of a male or female.
Dude #1: Hey, lets stop in at that bar for a drink, it looks crowded, like it's crawlin with women !
Dude #2: Okay but first go back to that gas station so I can take a quick bitchbath, I stink somethin fierce !
Dude #1: Alright, but make it fast !
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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bitchwatch

when one person is keeping tabs (special attention to what someone is doing at all times) on another person.
RELATIONSHIPS.---
When the girlfriend is keeping watch on the boyfriend's ex.
"She definitely still wants him back. I've had her on bitchwatch for a while now."

or,

When the ex is keeping tabs on the girlfriend.
"I still want him back. She's been on my bitchwatch since they started talking."
by G.Mayhem July 7, 2008
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bitchatcho

A person who you consider a friend but has bitchy tendencies
"I love MarySue but, damn, she can be a bitchatcho at times."
by WellThatHappened July 4, 2015
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bitch bitch

Someone who is such a whiny little bitch. Such a bitch that you gotta call them out twice.
Hey you wanna go out for a drink?
Nah man, I’m tired
Alright bitch bitch
by Kaylafa97 February 23, 2019
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