No Bitchesitis (NBI)

A mental illness that is best described as either a sudden or consistent wave of loneliness and despair often caused by a lack of female presence in a man’s life - physical and/or online. While this sickness typically applies to males, anyone could test positive for it, and it can often come and go at random, abrupt times of the day or night. Symptoms are immediate drop of mood, drop of emotional energy and even physical energy, and a sudden drop in self-esteem. Treatments include hitting the gym, logging off social media platforms, or actually talking to… some bitches…

“Hey bro! How are you feeling today!”

“Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).

by 🪦💀🪦 August 21, 2022

Bitchitis

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

Bitchalitus

Someone who has been diagnosed with bitchness, and is a giant pussy.

Pete Vallejo Jr had been diagnosed with type 4 bitchalitus.

by Big E Daddy October 2, 2023

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021

bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

by khiddy June 12, 2005

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

bitchitis

when someone is such a bitch that you think they must have a disease because they take bitching to a whole new level

she is such a bitch. she must have bitchitis

by unc.tarheels July 4, 2008