Birkenhead Mouser

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Birkenhead bath

Instead of actually getting a wash, you give your face a quick rub with a baby wipe

I didnt have enough time to get changed or washed before I had to sign on, so I had a Birkenhead bath

by Knobbyknobrot December 9, 2008

Birkenhead's Law

Derived from the Birkenhead Drill, Birenhead's Law states that, because women are oppressed by patriarchy, men do not deserve any help or sympathy.

A new blog on Tumblr has just banned all men from joining because it's creator firmly believes in Birkenhead's Law.

by everythingannoysme July 25, 2015

Birkenhead business suit

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions

Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on

by Lydtehsquid September 17, 2019

the birkenhead stomper

1. A little tramp who thinks he can dance to fuckin mad donk
2. Wears shitty blue Lacoste trakies

G'wed, look it's the Birkenhead stomper, giz uz a dance and I'll give yer ends on this bif lad

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

Birkenhead Confetti

Dirt, gravel, Pebbles, Stones, Bricks. Any stone type object able to be thrown by youths found in rough regions or cities.

"Hey! What happened to your car?"

It got a bit of Birkenhead Confetti when I was touring..."

by SilentMyth August 15, 2012

Birkenhead

Birkenhead is used as a derogatory term when talking about people of east asian desent.

Guy 1: "dude my new girlfriend is coming over could you cool it with that whole birkenhead word"

by Isaac webber December 8, 2022