birder

An act of killing a Bird (any type of bird - Eagle, Seagull, Pigeon) in any way (Hitting it with a car, Making it explode, Kicking it) with the intent of killing and to ends its life. For the Human definition see murder

A bird was found dead today, police suspect birder.

by cc2k September 26, 2009

Sickening birder

A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.

Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.

by Le B3ar November 16, 2011

dead-birder

A socially awkward person who tries to impress pretty office girls by giving them useless trinkets. Most often done anonymously. Similar to how some pets might leave dead animals on the house steps.

The office dead-birder was so enamored by the new intern, he left an old dusty can koozie on her chair that he won at the company picnic 5 years ago.

by Hellbilly_666 March 27, 2015

Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.

You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!

by Noseyparker May 26, 2015

Birderer

Someone who murders birds.

I am a mass Birderer, I murder birds.

by TonioDiggy February 13, 2023

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

birder in crime

Noun. Abbreviated B.I.C. Like a partner in crime, but exclusively for people who bird watch, or as they call it, go birding.

Hey are you going birding with me today?

Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.

That's why you're my birder in crime.

by The OG birder in crime March 18, 2019