bird shit

deficating on someones head and then ejaculation onto the stool.

He took a bird shit on her.

by DigitalCyber August 3, 2006

Bird shit

When a man is jacking off and does a flip and spunk’s mid flip

Wow he really managed to do a “bird shit”

by Evan1510 July 30, 2019

Bird Shit song

Song by The Red Hot Chili Peppers about Gary Busey

*With bird shit it's a lonely Busey*

Man, are they playing that bird shit song again?

by Captain Grubworm June 5, 2009

[bird-shit crazy]

Acting in an obviously crazy manner, psychotic, disconnected from reality

Who is she talking to? There is no one there.-She's bird-shit crazy.

by lilgirl4 January 28, 2009

Angry Bird Shit

Playing Angry Birds whilst shitting.

I just got my angry bird shit on big time.. had to bring in the mighty eagle.

by warso March 5, 2011

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010