bircher

Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.

Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.

Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!

Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?

by ten foot monster Bill Braski April 19, 2009

Bircher Light

A nickname that is accociated with a Camel Light cigarette. The word derives from a student's surname that attended John Carroll University of, Ohio, from the years 2006-2010. He loved to smoke Camel Lights so much that eventually people started calling the cigarettes, "Bircher Lights."

"Buy me a pack of Bircher Lights."

"Smoke that cig like Bircher smokes it."

by jcubrewcrew December 30, 2007

Emilee Birchmeier

Emilee is the most amazing and beautiful person that you will ever meet. She is basically a goddess and she will make you the happiest person in existence. She always manages to make you laugh even when times are tough. She is the sunshine in the darkest of midnights and she makes life worth living.

Emilee Birchmeier is so cute

by Yesindeedthatisme January 17, 2019

Bicchierini

when Asan wants to play cup pong, he needs to say "palline e bicchierini"

- do you want to play cup pong?
- no, I want to play palline e bicchierini

by seiveramenteun January 24, 2021

Bitchmien

Bitchmien is a creepy weird creature who does gay parties with midgets in caves

Bitchmien is goy goy

by Xyzboy September 10, 2022

hudson birkhimer

A great guy that is funny, cute , nice , whole hearted and athletic. He is the best friend you could have . He is really good at football especially the linebacker position

Wow did you just see Hudson birkhimer

by Eagle Johnson December 10, 2017

Bitchier than Sofia

When something is so mean and so Rude that it's just gone too far.

mean girl: "facebook status: Wow look at that girl, she lied about being from Finland and meeting a bunch of celebrities. SOPHIE IS A LIAR"

everyone else : "Wow that's Bitchier than Sofia"

by SuperSopher November 17, 2010