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Birched

A term used when you want to get really coked out of your head
I am gonna get birched tonight. You're getting birched, we are ALL getting birched.
by Jaxaltol June 10, 2020
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birching

the practice of chewing twigs; predating Islamic culture, chewing twigs was the only source for oral hygiene. This trend has died with the evolution of toothbrushes and toothpaste, but recent scientific research still regards chewing twigs at the same orally hygienic standard as the toothbrush.
"what are you . . . chewing on a stick?"
"No, I'm birching."
by Richard Seguritan April 6, 2007
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birch

(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity
"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"
by v0mitt January 28, 2014
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That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.
by Domizan July 20, 2006
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Birch

A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull
by Dpeatice December 28, 2011
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birch

the promenade in the heart of Brea, California. Often referred to as Birch Street. Basically, the only fucking thing to do in Brea if your under 18 and can't drink or party. Includes two movie theaters and various shops, and is very close to the mall. Kids swarm it on the weekend, the place to go, when your not at the mall or at school or something elsee unimportant.

Pretty much truee. Yeahh i live theree. :
BOY 1 "Sheeeeeet Sonn, You going to Birchh tonight?"
BOY 2 "Hell Yeahh. Got no where elsee to be."
-OR-
GIRL 1 "Heyy, wanna hang out this weekendd?"
GIRL 2 "Hmmm, Birchh?"
GIRL 1 "Suree, unless you wanna go to the mall."
by Kay-teaaaa (: February 28, 2008
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birch

1. A red Bull and Vodka

2. A derogatory term for someone you don't want to call an outright bitch.

3. A name to address a crowd of people by
1. I am thirsty, im gonna drink a fuckin birch

2. fuck that birch

3. what's up birches? Someone bring me a birch
by T. Pace November 10, 2007
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