Bibletard

A person who preaches scripture that they clearly do not understand and have no business reciting.

The other day some Bibletards knocked on my door and chatted shit for ages. I had to correct the Bibletards on a number of things they'd interpreted wrongly.

by Arcca-Daton December 20, 2009

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

Bieblette

1. commonly teenage girls who wear only j-bieb's shirts and hate everything in the world that isn't a whinny little shim with a 8 year old girl voice a.k.a justin bieber.

2. a young boy with long blonde biebly hair

1. (human) Oh turn this song up its awsome.

(bieblette) I HATE THIS can you play some jusin bieber or jonas brothers?

(human) --- (swerves into oncoming traffic)

2. (human 1) hey look that that kid has surfer hair.

(human2) No wait get back thats a bieblette!! i dont have my bieblette bite kit with we could both die!!!!

by dontworryabout-it July 25, 2010

BibleThumper

An internet legend.

sys0p is a BibleThumper.

by John Doe November 10, 2003

Bimblet

When a person uses the words “bimblet” it means your a stupid dumb fagot or you’re acting sus, so stop being a bimblet

Yeah Jeff was being such a bimblet

by The_toe$_ Yummy April 18, 2020

Biblet

Little Balls of Shit that stick to the hairs on your Asshole

Sometimes life can through you a bucket of Biblet's

by NeverGrewUp February 15, 2021

Bibletard

Pejorative for a Christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a Bible-thumper

Etymology: Merger of Bible + retard

People who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man's rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands - leading to mankind's fall and downward spiral into iniquity - and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.

by Donburi May 22, 2010