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Bilateral eureka

(This is the complete definition from my Ph.D. dissertation in 2003.)

"This is the Holy Grail of what, it seems, many daters are looking for. It's important that some "energy/feeling/connection" or "chemistry"

be present to develop rapport with a stranger. Habitual daters who are expecting to be swept off their feet with the next date may be missing this Eureka feeling by having unrealistic expectations. Many people seem to know in the first 15 minutes or so of a first meeting whether or not there is a future to the relationship, but it is hard to get to know a person that quickly. It's difficult for one person to be enchanted with the other person, and substantially more difficult for two strangers to both feel "eureka" when they meet the next stranger."
After having gone on lots of first blind dates over the last few months, he knew after just a few minutes that she was special. And she told him that she was just what she'd been looking for as well. It was as if the angels were singing when they met, and they both felt a rare and special warmth for each other that they hadn't felt on a first date in a long, long time. The sparks were there for both of them. They had found the elusive and wonderful "bilateral eureka" that makes people keep on dating until both have found that special, rare and amazing person. (Unless they've settled for someone less amazing!)
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Bolate

A bolate is a combination of a bowl and a plate. They are round, to shallow to be a bowl but to do deep to be a plate.
My wife wants to buy these goofy bolates, but I need a real damn bowl.
by ADHDMom October 5, 2019
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bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
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Brolate

Relate with your friend.
I can totally brolate with you man. I did a girl like her.
by The Master known as BRO November 20, 2011
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bilateral gynandromorph

an extremely rare half-male, half-female crab
I accidently put a bilateral gynandromorph in a tank with a female crab. Oops.
by girl #877523099085632 July 1, 2005
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Brolated

To describe the relationship between very close friends.
Alfred:Hey are you guys related you act like brothers.

Jt:No we are brolated.
by Reptar08 July 5, 2010
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Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor
When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!
by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018
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