bionicles

They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet

I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed

by Russian Santa December 20, 2018

Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004

biological footprint

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

bionicle

Biological Chronicle (spelling?) One fan site is Bzpower. One of Lego's best lines ever.

I love Bionicle

by Maslego January 19, 2004

biological

A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.

I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological.

by allterrain September 16, 2009

bionicle

Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.

"I must face him alone." - Takanuva, the seventh toa. From Bionicle, Mask of Light.

by Robert (Rahkshuta on BZPower) February 25, 2004

planetary-ascribed biological determinism

A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh

Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.

by bobothebonobo May 7, 2020