billy joel 

Blow job. From the initials of the great piano man.

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

billy joel by Lewis1983 May 21, 2005

Billy Joel 

When someone takes a shit on the strings of a piano then proceeds to play piano man over and over to work the shit in really good.

Hey dude check out your piano. I herd someone playing piano man on it last night. I'm afraid you might have been Billy Joel'd last night.

Billy Joel by pimpdogman October 24, 2010

Billy Joel 

Mien Kamphf

Billy Joel is a Kamphffluzeug!

Billy Joel by Iownmidgets September 3, 2022

Billy Joel Special 

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

Billy Joel Special by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Billy Joel Syndrome 

When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.

Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

Billy Joel Syndrome by B.J. P. July 4, 2008

Billy Joel Bowl 

A type of oral sex. When two people are smoking weed together while one is giving the other a blowjob in between hits.

I got a Billy Joel Bowl at the party last night and it was freakin' awesome!

Billy Joel Bowl by BellaDonna713 August 29, 2017

Getting a Billy Joel 

Getting a blow job

“So I was getting a Billy Joel the other day when...”

Getting a Billy Joel by sf314 May 17, 2018