billy joel

"Yeah she was great...got myself a Billy Joel too"

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Billy Joel

When someone takes a shit on the strings of a piano then proceeds to play piano man over and over to work the shit in really good.

Hey dude check out your piano. I herd someone playing piano man on it last night. I'm afraid you might have been Billy Joel'd last night.

Billy Joel by pimpdogman October 24, 2010

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Mien Kamphf

Billy Joel is a Kamphffluzeug!

Billy Joel by Iownmidgets September 3, 2022

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A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

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When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.

Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

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A type of oral sex. When two people are smoking weed together while one is giving the other a blowjob in between hits.

I got a Billy Joel Bowl at the party last night and it was freakin' awesome!

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