bullshidium

n: anything with an arbitrary name that explains, clarifies, or accomplishes something otherwise unexplainable, unclear, or impossible

bullshidium, gravity, dumby variables, multiply by 1, add 0, "Materia", magic, super powers

by HavekReekel March 24, 2009

Bullshitologist

1. One who is an expert in bullshit.
2. A person, group or organization that applies bullshit as a primary method of communication.
3. A politician, celebrity or entertainer who expresses their opinion on social or economic issues.

The nations top Bullshitologist said, "If you like your doctor and your health plan, you can keep your doctor or your health plan, period".

by Another doubting Thomas November 19, 2013

Bullshidious

The Medical tern for when someone is speaking straight bullshit all the time. Beware of these people; they can't be trusted.

Doctor: Mam, we are deeply sorry but you have been diagnosed with bullshidious. Sadly it can not be cured.
Patient: I swear I'm alright doctor. No one has ever had bullshidious in the family
Doctor: Bullshit I say!

by Fr3dst3r8787 February 21, 2019

bullshido

Bullshido is what crappy martial arts studios/mcdojos teach you that will get owned in real life if you ever tried to use it.

guy1: So you know martial arts. Think you can take me?
guy2: You don't stand a chance.
guy1: Hit me.
guy2: *yells and does a finger strike to guy1's chest*
(unfortunately he never was never taught to train his fingers)
*breaks fingers*
guy1: Let me guess is that's the bullshido they teach you in that mcdojo across the street right?

by performance enhancing drugs October 27, 2006

Bullshitology

A course offered in many schools often known as English. A pseudoscience, it is the study of how to properly create something of little academic value but sounding reasonably intelligent enough to pass as having nutritional content. The course's main objective is to educate students on the proper method of taking mental diahrea and through Alchemy (Thats where the science comes in) turning this shit into gold. For ninety percent of teachers the products of this course are effective enough to do well without doing actual work with the exception of the few that have previously taught the course.

Freshman: Mom! I start IB today ^^
Mom: Wow whats your schedule?
Freshy: Bullshitology 101, Alchemy 202, and Kiss my Ass 305!

by IB Fucking April 3, 2006

bullshito

Bullshito is the art of bullshitting.

Hey hows life?

"It's amazing!"

Life was not great

Man Greg is a Bullshito master!!

by Iamrobot0101 May 1, 2017

Bullshido

The act of pretending to be Half Japanese just because you like anime.

Daniel’s black friend has been using Bullshido for years and claims he was born in Japan

by JuliaKlysiak February 8, 2021